Funny Commercial
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Funny commercial - Life is Short, Play more
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A man went to see the doctor.
Man: "Doc, I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said"
Doctor: "When did you first notice this problem?"
Man: "What problem?"
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to
the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."======================================================================
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One
day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly
jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act
he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now
considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he
said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another
patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient
you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry."
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